








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 31 | 4% |
| Smokes | 357 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 200 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 286 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,773 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frank ocean peek | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Guilerme Kurwiskok | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | DennyG | 40% | 67 |
| #4 | Horse | 28% | 46 |
| #5 | hvb | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frank ocean peek | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Guilerme Kurwiskok | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | DennyG | 40% | 67 |
| #4 | Horse | 28% | 46 |
| #5 | hvb | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DennyG | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Horse | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | hvb | 2 | 0.0194 |
| #4 | Guilerme Kurwiskok | 1 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DennyG | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Horse | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | frank ocean peek | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Guilerme Kurwiskok | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frank ocean peek | +8.81 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | Guilerme Kurwiskok | +3.28 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | DennyG | +2.74 | 65 | 48 |
| #4 | Horse | -1.07 | 56 | 16 |
| #5 | hvb | -1.56 | 28 | 24 |





