








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 804 matches | ||
| Faceit | 388 matches | ||
| Wingman | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20751 | 35% |
| Smokes | 16687 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11943 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9801 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,925,795 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | HARK | 45% | 205 |
| #7 | ratzass | 45% | 149 |
| #8 | TimTimTheDino | 44% | 97 |
| #9 | Krazything | 43% | 95 |
| #10 | LIl_Wacho | 43% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | girled cheese | 562 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #2 | capybaralover14 | 326 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | bungus | 325 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | ratzass | 259 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Krazything | 122 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xDiedrich | +1.89 | 59 | 57 |
| #2 | capybaralover14 | +1.48 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | girled cheese | +0.75 | 85 | 56 |
| #4 | ratzass | +0.69 | 63 | 41 |
| #5 | bungus | +0.13 | 58 | 59 |





