








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 962 | 25% |
| Smokes | 640 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1280 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1016 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $309,715 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aldasda | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | silja | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Lapa | 52% | 83 |
| #4 | † Magenda | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | kasperi | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aldasda | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | silja | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Lapa | 52% | 83 |
| #4 | † Magenda | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | kasperi | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapa | 15 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | aldasda | 12 | 0.0361 |
| #3 | † Magenda | 9 | 0.0216 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lapa | 133 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | † Magenda | 69 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | aldasda | 23 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | kasperi | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | silja | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † Magenda | +3.96 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | aldasda | +3.81 | 79 | 43 |
| #3 | Lapa | +1.28 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | niklas | +0.72 | 68 | 44 |
| #5 | kasperi | -1.76 | 50 | 56 |





