








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 782 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




119 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8815 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8422 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3732 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 7247 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,200,787 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deven | 52% | 134 |
| #2 | Glock Lee | 45% | 175 |
| #3 | SwiperNoSwipin' | 45% | 134 |
| #4 | Mango Juul Pod | 44% | 54 |
| #5 | Stache McGee | 44% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ConnorRF | 598 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Jerry | 550 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | Stache McGee | 485 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #4 | Deven | 275 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Glock Lee | 273 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stache McGee | +2.34 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | ConnorRF | +2.31 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | Glock Lee | +1.40 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | Chollie | +1.17 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | Deven | -0.03 | 52 | 40 |





