








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 462 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7005 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9398 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3659 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6825 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,986,566 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | * Salmon * | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | ✪ Lucky | 48% | 89 |
| #3 | Philippouuu | 46% | 298 |
| #4 | leo | 45% | 135 |
| #5 | thrill. | 45% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | PogoMaker | 42% | 180 |
| #12 | Simp1ySam | 39% | 72 |
| #13 | Brou3tt3 | 38% | 102 |
| #14 | c41ca | 38% | 82 |
| #15 | mmmkay | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philippouuu | 50 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Whisky | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Bobby | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | leo | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | PogoMaker | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thrill. | 761 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | Philippouuu | 506 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | Bobby | 445 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | PogoMaker | 394 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | leo | 384 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Lucky | +3.42 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | leo | +3.41 | 74 | 46 |
| #3 | thrill. | +2.59 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | Philippouuu | +1.36 | 66 | 46 |
| #5 | * Salmon * | +1.13 | 81 | 42 |





