








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2680 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1609 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1284 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1397 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $176,199 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marwanskii | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Mantsukka | 54% | 80 |
| #3 | Sami Hauberi | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | ߷ | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marwanskii | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Mantsukka | 54% | 80 |
| #3 | Sami Hauberi | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | ߷ | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sami Hauberi | 10 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | Mantsukka | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Marwanskii | 6 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | ߷ | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mantsukka | 210 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sami Hauberi | 59 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ߷ | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Marwanskii | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - | +2.80 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | Marwanskii | +2.13 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Mantsukka | +1.67 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | Sami Hauberi | +0.84 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | ߷ | -1.15 | 71 | 52 |





