








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 991 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8709 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6139 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5134 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4927 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,297 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | STAR | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | DescansoForYou | 61% | 121 |
| #4 | pitiL1n | 60% | 53 |
| #5 | Kor3o | 49% | 238 |
| #6 | S A M U R A I | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kor3o | 57 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | DescansoForYou | 28 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | pitiL1n | 16 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | S A M U R A I | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | STAR | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kor3o | 639 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | DescansoForYou | 226 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | pitiL1n | 204 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | S A M U R A I | 134 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | STAR | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dude? | +3.30 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | pitiL1n | +1.86 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | STAR | +1.07 | 85 | 41 |
| #4 | DescansoForYou | +0.90 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | S A M U R A I | -0.43 | 85 | 55 |





