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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1989 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1394 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1990 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1932 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,366 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crack Squirrel | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Giggy | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Slick_Echo | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | Gunslinger ︻デ 一 | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | CatoSergius | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crack Squirrel | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Giggy | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Slick_Echo | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | Gunslinger ︻デ 一 | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | CatoSergius | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slick_Echo | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Giggy | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | CatoSergius | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Gunslinger ︻デ 一 | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slick_Echo | 340 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | Crack Squirrel | 89 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | Giggy | 64 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gunslinger ︻デ 一 | 23 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | CatoSergius | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giggy | +3.71 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | Crack Squirrel | +2.95 | 46 | 73 |
| #3 | Slick_Echo | +1.94 | 48 | 67 |
| #4 | Gunslinger ︻デ 一 | +0.94 | 55 | 26 |
| #5 | Phoenix | -1.47 | 39 | 49 |





