








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 291 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,742 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3780 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3538 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2990 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,048 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oni40 | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | AVIAFLY | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | CowTheBIlly | 51% | 266 |
| #4 | Tomato Town - 6k Hrs in Fortnite | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oni40 | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | AVIAFLY | 55% | 64 |
| #3 | CowTheBIlly | 51% | 266 |
| #4 | Tomato Town - 6k Hrs in Fortnite | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomato Town - 6k Hrs in Fortnite | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | CowTheBIlly | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | AVIAFLY | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Oni40 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CowTheBIlly | 1910 | 0.33 | 47 min |
| #2 | Tomato Town - 6k Hrs in Fortnite | 335 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | AVIAFLY | 310 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Oni40 | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CowTheBIlly | +2.20 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Nuumb | -0.29 | 54 | 53 |
| #3 | Tomato Town - 6k Hrs in Fortnite | -0.35 | 80 | 38 |
| #4 | AVIAFLY | -1.16 | 68 | 56 |
| #5 | Oni40 | -4.51 | 19 | 26 |





