








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 914 | 33% |
| Smokes | 939 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 255 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 662 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $251,803 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popov le gitan | 55% | 82 |
| #2 | La_Marl | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | tonton du bled (chafik) | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popov le gitan | 55% | 82 |
| #2 | La_Marl | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | tonton du bled (chafik) | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | La_Marl | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | tonton du bled (chafik) | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Popov le gitan | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | La_Marl | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Popov le gitan | 76 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | tonton du bled (chafik) | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAUNE | +5.29 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | La_Marl | -0.66 | 19 | 56 |
| #3 | Popov le gitan | -0.74 | 48 | 53 |
| #4 | tonton du bled (chafik) | -1.17 | 31 | 42 |





