








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 387 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5952 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5922 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6359 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,968 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | den plettede havkat | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Kizzo ツ | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Eagle22 | 58% | 189 |
| #4 | Staal | 57% | 167 |
| #5 | sp0r- | 56% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eagle22 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Ledda | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | den plettede havkat | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Kizzo ツ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kizzo ツ | +2.10 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | Eagle22 | +1.84 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | Ledda | +1.53 | 66 | 80 |
| #4 | Haxen | +1.21 | 52 | 71 |
| #5 | den plettede havkat | +0.84 | 76 | 72 |





