








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,174 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 442 | 38% |
| Smokes | 253 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 316 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 163 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,849 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Iemītnieks Daniels | 28% | 18 |
| #8 | Micky MC Flicky | 25% | 16 |
| #9 | Renārs Kaupers | 23% | 13 |
| #10 | K1siNs | 23% | 13 |
| #11 | Aloha | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 愛染宗介 | 23 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | OGA BUGA MONKEY MAN | 11 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Micky MC Flicky | 9 | 0.0277 |
| #4 | Iemītnieks Daniels | 4 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Hank | 3 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 愛染宗介 | 149 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | OGA BUGA MONKEY MAN | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Micky MC Flicky | 71 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Harlito | 59 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | K1siNs | 57 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Micky MC Flicky | +4.83 | 82 | 42 |
| #2 | Renārs Kaupers | +4.27 | 49 | 56 |
| #3 | Hank | +3.95 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | Mr. 愛染宗介 | +3.76 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | dark embl | +2.58 | 63 | 61 |





