








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 356 | 32% |
| Smokes | 285 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 266 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 206 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,296 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | desmond benjamin | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | Brian (Make-a-Wish Kid) | 50 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Alex Jones | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | K3ith | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Autistic Ali | 19 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian (Make-a-Wish Kid) | +2.06 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | Sus Chungus Imposter | +2.05 | 90 | 50 |
| #3 | keith | +0.27 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | K3ith | -0.68 | 60 | 50 |
| #5 | Autistic Ali | -0.70 | 53 | 53 |





