








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 985 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2326 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2042 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1155 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1396 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,184 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 990 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hackus★ | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Barbapapa | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | JAPRON | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | zynda79 | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | Mysil Bergsprekken | 51% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grvryzation | +3.04 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Wiggles | +1.47 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | JAPRON | +1.39 | 87 | 55 |
| #4 | Barbapapa | +1.32 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | zynda79 | -0.27 | 69 | 62 |





