








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 754 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 369 matches | ||
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5930 | 48% |
| Smokes | 1159 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2299 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2967 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $437,716 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 864 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumpk1mG | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | CursedUkiku<3 | 48% | 219 |
| #3 | HigHClouD | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumpk1mG | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | CursedUkiku<3 | 48% | 219 |
| #3 | HigHClouD | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CursedUkiku<3 | 32 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Pumpk1mG | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | HigHClouD | 9 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CursedUkiku<3 | 416 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | HigHClouD | 286 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pumpk1mG | 211 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pumpk1mG | +2.18 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | CursedUkiku<3 | +0.83 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | 𝕊𝕚𝕝𝕧𝕠 | +0.69 | 80 | 47 |
| #4 | HigHClouD | -2.30 | 39 | 60 |





