








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 267 | 14% |
| Smokes | 820 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 358 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 483 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $607,345 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tienne | 20 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Bunky | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Dan | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | carcinogens | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Mango | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bunky | 535 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Tienne | 229 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dan | 141 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | carcinogens | 106 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mango | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carcinogens | +2.45 | 37 | 44 |
| #2 | Bunky | +1.80 | 49 | 55 |
| #3 | Tienne | +0.85 | 68 | 43 |
| #4 | Dan | +0.60 | 41 | 29 |
| #5 | Mango | +0.09 | 22 | 53 |





