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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 227 matches | 2,126 | |
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2973 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1499 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1552 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2731 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1383 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,646,994 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | 54% | 297 |
| #2 | Mr Frag | 53% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | 54% | 297 |
| #2 | Mr Frag | 53% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | 35 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Mr Frag | 31 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | 932 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | Mr Frag | 780 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaze | +2.81 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Mr Frag | +0.99 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | ♥️⨏𝞪𝓻𝓶о𝓻♥ | -0.59 | 75 | 51 |





