








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4953 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5657 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4934 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4053 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,672 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midas | 49% | 146 |
| #2 | ehyoboyhowareu | 49% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midas | 49% | 146 |
| #2 | ehyoboyhowareu | 49% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ehyoboyhowareu | 20 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Midas | 13 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ehyoboyhowareu | 560 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Midas | 437 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midas | +1.98 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | ehyoboyhowareu | +0.66 | 74 | 75 |
| #3 | 𝙎𝙪𝙠𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙚✈ | -1.00 | 66 | 60 |





