








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 604 matches | ||
| Wingman | 536 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 168 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9373 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7295 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8403 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7913 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,249,615 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weedyt | 73% | 93 |
| #2 | xnrst | 58% | 275 |
| #3 | andrei_n_n00 | 50% | 129 |
| #4 | L9 RadasK | 39% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weedyt | 73% | 93 |
| #2 | xnrst | 58% | 275 |
| #3 | andrei_n_n00 | 50% | 129 |
| #4 | L9 RadasK | 39% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrei_n_n00 | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | xnrst | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | L9 RadasK | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Weedyt | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xnrst | 519 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | andrei_n_n00 | 286 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Weedyt | 135 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | L9 RadasK | 120 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xnrst | +1.92 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | nDy- | +1.08 | 55 | 48 |
| #3 | andrei_n_n00 | -0.22 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | Weedyt | -0.85 | 52 | 37 |
| #5 | L9 RadasK | -2.33 | 48 | 33 |





