








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1845 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3313 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2349 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2268 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,030,861 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Peek | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | sibki inczyk | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Wasia | 47% | 130 |
| #4 | ︻デ 一Rykp4t | 45% | 204 |
| #5 | B | 41% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ︻デ 一Rykp4t | +5.15 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Wasia | +2.23 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | sibki inczyk | +0.59 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | B | +0.32 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | Mr.Peek | -0.75 | 53 | 54 |





