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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3707 | 51% |
| Smokes | 2182 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 332 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,879,680 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shaheer | 371 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐈™ | 142 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | balls | 114 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★FLEX★WⱥRRioRҜinG★TTv | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | swerve | 98 | 0.14 | 2 min |





