








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 244 | 19% |
| Smokes | 381 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 209 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 429 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,949 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GABY | 16 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | exter | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | LVxen_ en live | 3 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Casca | 2 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | f4reshop.fr | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exter | 378 | 0.57 | 9 min |
| #2 | GABY | 117 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | f4reshop.fr | 68 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | LVxen_ en live | 50 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | STaZz | 28 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exter | +9.82 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | f4reshop.fr | +6.10 | 64 | 46 |
| #3 | STaZz | +3.15 | 72 | 73 |
| #4 | GABY | +1.41 | 43 | 34 |
| #5 | LVxen_ en live | +0.75 | 56 | 50 |





