








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,524 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 376 | 25% |
| Smokes | 445 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 250 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 453 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,018 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der gestiefelte Köter | 17 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | in_oarsch_eini | 17 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | timowatz | 3 | 0.0213 |
| #4 | VicoGHG | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | N3R0 | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Der gestiefelte Köter | 115 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | VicoGHG | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | N3R0 | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | in_oarsch_eini | 39 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | arkadystamenkov | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3R0 | +1.07 | 59 | 55 |
| #2 | bergius | +1.03 | 63 | 46 |
| #3 | Der gestiefelte Köter | +0.98 | 54 | 45 |
| #4 | in_oarsch_eini | +0.73 | 59 | 18 |
| #5 | VicoGHG | +0.59 | 65 | 44 |





