








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,969 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1748 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1545 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1420 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1256 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $564,254 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apo | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | RJ | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | sk | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apo | 71% | 42 |
| #2 | RJ | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | sk | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apo | 17 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | sk | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | RJ | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apo | 154 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | sk | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | RJ | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bicodine | +5.24 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | apo | +2.77 | 79 | 35 |
| #3 | sk | -2.32 | 20 | 54 |
| #4 | RJ | -3.02 | 49 | 39 |





