








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 987 | 24% |
| Smokes | 876 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1254 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1030 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,906 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hackuzin | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | UFO | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Skibidisalios | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ▲ TwisTy ▼ | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hackuzin | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | UFO | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Skibidisalios | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | ▲ TwisTy ▼ | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ▲ TwisTy ▼ | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hackuzin | 25 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Skibidisalios | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | ▲ TwisTy ▼ | 15 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | UFO | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UFO | +4.01 | 71 | 23 |
| #2 | azerweb777 | +2.14 | 87 | 53 |
| #3 | Hackuzin | +1.34 | 75 | 83 |
| #4 | Skibidisalios | -0.33 | 79 | 44 |
| #5 | ▲ TwisTy ▼ | -1.80 | 48 | 50 |





