








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
977 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 780 | 12% |
| Smokes | 898 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2624 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2343 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $237,527 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdIs | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | [nvll.ecstasyyy] | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ๐๐ค๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ .-#BrรถsellareN | 43% | 42 |
| #4 | KlaS | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | bLACK | 35% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bLACK | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | CHARTIS | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ๐๐ค๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ .-#BrรถsellareN | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | [nvll.ecstasyyy] | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | OdIs | 1 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OdIs | +2.42 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | ๐๐ค๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ .-#BrรถsellareN | +2.38 | 57 | 77 |
| #3 | [nvll.ecstasyyy] | +0.54 | 16 | 57 |
| #4 | bLACK | +0.10 | 46 | 59 |
| #5 | CHARTIS | -0.57 | 68 | 53 |





