








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1983 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1560 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1542 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,409 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | user_xyz | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | BiigToastie | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Schießbudenatze | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 天使 ʸᵃᵀᵉⁿˢʰᶦ | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | KNORR # Jez mit Geschmack! | 36 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | user_xyz | +3.88 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | 天使 ʸᵃᵀᵉⁿˢʰᶦ | +3.47 | 48 | 29 |
| #3 | Raw Naldo | +2.25 | 81 | 37 |
| #4 | syzygy | +2.20 | 71 | 43 |
| #5 | KNORR # Jez mit Geschmack! | +0.80 | 19 | 60 |





