








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3810 | 47% |
| Smokes | 949 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1410 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1891 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,248,269 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heather | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | Daffo - OPMarket.ai | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Blizz | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | Brotown56 | 43% | 61 |
| #5 | HendyP | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Daffo - OPMarket.ai | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Blizz | 48% | 65 |
| #4 | Brotown56 | 43% | 61 |
| #5 | HendyP | 42% | 45 |
| #6 | DA SLICE | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daffo - OPMarket.ai | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Brotown56 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Blizz | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | HendyP | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Heather | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizz | 236 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | HendyP | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Daffo - OPMarket.ai | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Heather | 100 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Brotown56 | 99 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizz | +6.33 | 94 | 69 |
| #2 | Daffo - OPMarket.ai | +4.30 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | Heather | +1.98 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Brotown56 | +1.12 | 56 | 44 |
| #5 | DA SLICE | +0.56 | 61 | 59 |





