








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 410 | 28% |
| Smokes | 448 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 246 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 364 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,105 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rkzinho | 92% | 13 |
| #2 | Lacerda | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | swords | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | poatan mentality | 75% | 12 |
| #5 | D10S | 71% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lacerda | 9 | 0.0278 |
| #2 | tamizinha | 5 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | Rkzinho | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | D10S | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spider | 53 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lacerda | 52 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | tamizinha | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | poatan mentality | 49 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | swords | 27 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lacerda | +4.11 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | swords | +3.58 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | Rkzinho | +3.37 | 94 | 57 |
| #4 | poatan mentality | +3.28 | 95 | 70 |
| #5 | D10S | +2.77 | 82 | 57 |





