








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1054 | 38% |
| Smokes | 789 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 391 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 518 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,526 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | 50% | 44 |
| #2 | Musse | 38% | 13 |
| #3 | KaspiBoi | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Chair | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | 50% | 44 |
| #2 | Musse | 38% | 13 |
| #3 | KaspiBoi | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Chair | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | 17 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | Musse | 9 | 0.0347 |
| #3 | Chair | 5 | 0.0142 |
| #4 | KaspiBoi | 2 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Musse | 64 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | Chair | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | KaspiBoi | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | +3.38 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | Musse | +2.02 | 50 | 48 |
| #3 | Chair | +0.40 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | Jerry | -1.61 | 47 | 51 |
| #5 | KaspiBoi | -4.37 | 17 | 24 |





