








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,256 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2666 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2413 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1281 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $395,461 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUKsha | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Davydas | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | zaw1zard | 53% | 100 |
| #4 | Laužau Expertus | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUKsha | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Davydas | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | zaw1zard | 53% | 100 |
| #4 | Laužau Expertus | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaw1zard | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Davydas | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Laužau Expertus | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | LUKsha | 2 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaw1zard | 371 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Laužau Expertus | 71 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Davydas | 22 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | LUKsha | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zaw1zard | +2.07 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Skadushka | +1.29 | 53 | 67 |
| #3 | Davydas | +0.75 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | LUKsha | -1.42 | 62 | 44 |
| #5 | Laužau Expertus | -1.74 | 29 | 50 |





