








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 113 | 20% |
| Smokes | 64 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 174 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 209 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $106,613 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | vrmo | 33% | 36 |
| #8 | Revz | 27% | 22 |
| #9 | 123 | 22% | 9 |
| #10 | Korrzas | 0% | 5 |
| #11 | Exja2 | 0% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vrmo | 6 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Tt | 6 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Exja2 | 2 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | 123 | 1 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | chris | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tt | 126 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | vrmo | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Exja2 | 49 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | Revz | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | chris | 25 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | winko | +6.09 | 47 | 69 |
| #2 | Tt | +3.33 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | chris | +2.85 | 54 | 66 |
| #4 | vrmo | +0.13 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | Kranyum | -0.93 | 74 | 65 |





