








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1719 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1474 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 538 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,712 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hieupd ban hay nhu GMinh | 45% | 20 |
| #2 | bAT NgO ChUa ThANg LOz | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | AraZh | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hieupd ban hay nhu GMinh | 45% | 20 |
| #2 | bAT NgO ChUa ThANg LOz | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | AraZh | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAT NgO ChUa ThANg LOz | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | AraZh | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Hieupd ban hay nhu GMinh | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bAT NgO ChUa ThANg LOz | 113 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | Hieupd ban hay nhu GMinh | 61 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | AraZh | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2a1n | +2.43 | 69 | 43 |
| #2 | Hieupd ban hay nhu GMinh | -0.05 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | bAT NgO ChUa ThANg LOz | -1.12 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | AraZh | -4.77 | 35 | 53 |





