








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 610 | 15% |
| Smokes | 940 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1385 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1063 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,112 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baro73® | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | orban | 47% | 62 |
| #3 | SKRAAAAA♛ | 46% | 111 |
| #4 | Владимир Владимирович Путин | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | Ψ☭¼☠☢☂AnyoneΨ☭¼☠☢☂ | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | orban | 47% | 62 |
| #3 | SKRAAAAA♛ | 46% | 111 |
| #4 | Владимир Владимирович Путин | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | Ψ☭¼☠☢☂AnyoneΨ☭¼☠☢☂ | 32% | 19 |
| #6 | ☚ZØZZER☛ | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKRAAAAA♛ | 15 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | orban | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Владимир Владимирович Путин | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Baro73® | 4 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Ψ☭¼☠☢☂AnyoneΨ☭¼☠☢☂ | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKRAAAAA♛ | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | orban | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☚ZØZZER☛ | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Baro73® | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Владимир Владимирович Путин | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKRAAAAA♛ | +3.48 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | orban | +2.04 | 78 | 36 |
| #3 | ☚ZØZZER☛ | +1.78 | 54 | 50 |
| #4 | Владимир Владимирович Путин | +1.29 | 71 | 48 |
| #5 | Ψ☭¼☠☢☂AnyoneΨ☭¼☠☢☂ | +0.22 | 74 | 51 |





