








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4320 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5435 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5957 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4185 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,850,661 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nika | 60% | 85 |
| #2 | 𝖏𝖎𝖏𝖎✠ | 55% | 271 |
| #3 | ุ | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nika | 60% | 85 |
| #2 | 𝖏𝖎𝖏𝖎✠ | 55% | 271 |
| #3 | ุ | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖏𝖎𝖏𝖎✠ | 46 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | ุ | 12 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | nika | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖏𝖎𝖏𝖎✠ | 626 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | ุ | 145 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | nika | 110 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖏𝖎𝖏𝖎✠ | +2.98 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | ุ | +2.59 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | Killua | +1.38 | 57 | 36 |
| #4 | nika | +0.06 | 54 | 36 |





