








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 197 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3082 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3194 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2375 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2398 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,288 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemat | 50% | 127 |
| #2 | DIKENSENNNN | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | kLn | 48% | 106 |
| #4 | lario34 | 47% | 96 |
| #5 | Nono | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DIKENSENNNN | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | kLn | 48% | 106 |
| #4 | lario34 | 47% | 96 |
| #5 | Nono | 46% | 69 |
| #6 | SENSEI | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemat | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | kLn | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | SENSEI | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemat | 496 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | kLn | 179 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | lario34 | 109 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | SENSEI | 106 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nono | 99 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemat | +1.20 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | lario34 | +0.25 | 49 | 60 |
| #3 | Straken | +0.05 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | SENSEI | -0.14 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | kLn | -0.57 | 68 | 63 |





