








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 960 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7603 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2906 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 6074 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2392 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,813,988 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2657 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobejaan_12fps | 53% | 231 |
| #2 | K | 53% | 303 |
| #3 | Barbarossa | 52% | 401 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobejaan_12fps | 53% | 231 |
| #2 | K | 53% | 303 |
| #3 | Barbarossa | 52% | 401 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K | 40 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Barbarossa | 26 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Bobejaan_12fps | 23 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barbarossa | 981 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | K | 528 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Bobejaan_12fps | 233 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K | +1.48 | 62 | 47 |
| #2 | TOXIC | +0.78 | 65 | 49 |
| #3 | Bobejaan_12fps | +0.28 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | Barbarossa | -1.91 | 42 | 69 |





