








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 165 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2542 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2978 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3593 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2981 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,073 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sturmkeks | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | Lunex | 63% | 32 |
| #5 | C4TVRIX | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | Yarrack_Kangama | 40% | 20 |
| #7 | blank0vic | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunex | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | C4TVRIX | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Ratakuri | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Yarrack_Kangama | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | blank0vic | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratakuri | +3.97 | 65 | 38 |
| #2 | C4TVRIX | +2.71 | 59 | 65 |
| #3 | Lunex | +2.52 | 64 | 54 |
| #4 | Sturmkeks | +1.02 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | [SG] Ratakuri | -0.48 | 46 | 52 |





