








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4782 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4445 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4903 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4064 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,249,412 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VilSu | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | Purkka Marko | 53% | 295 |
| #3 | Gallus | 53% | 280 |
| #4 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | aimes | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VilSu | 61% | 76 |
| #2 | Purkka Marko | 53% | 295 |
| #3 | Gallus | 53% | 280 |
| #4 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | aimes | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purkka Marko | 29 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Gallus | 18 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | VilSu | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purkka Marko | 1352 | 0.23 | 37 min |
| #2 | Gallus | 1145 | 0.20 | 30 min |
| #3 | VilSu | 246 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | 203 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | aimes | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Purkka Marko | +3.41 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Gallus | +1.19 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Simon Kaggwa Njala | +0.92 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | AIE | -0.92 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | aimes | -1.54 | 71 | 55 |





