








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 485 | 28% |
| Smokes | 542 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 369 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 343 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $122,329 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauno | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Spidz | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Galk1N | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | tyrsky1 | 13% | 8 |
| #5 | setseeni | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauno | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Spidz | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Galk1N | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | tyrsky1 | 13% | 8 |
| #5 | setseeni | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | setseeni | 3 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | Galk1N | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galk1N | 80 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | setseeni | 26 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Spidz | 24 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mauno | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | tyrsky1 | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mauno | +2.10 | 56 | 54 |
| #2 | setseeni | +1.34 | 53 | 55 |
| #3 | Spidz | +1.01 | 87 | 68 |
| #4 | Galk1N | +0.89 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | Williamhaa | +0.41 | 36 | 65 |





