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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 919 | 26% |
| Smokes | 915 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 862 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 875 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,172 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WRTX | ROBESZ | 42% | 85 |
| #2 | | S K 1 P | | 40% | 67 |
| #3 | Csadoo01 | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | just chillin' | 30% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WRTX | ROBESZ | 42% | 85 |
| #2 | | S K 1 P | | 40% | 67 |
| #3 | Csadoo01 | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | just chillin' | 30% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just chillin' | 11 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | WRTX | ROBESZ | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | | S K 1 P | | 9 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WRTX | ROBESZ | 724 | 0.44 | 13 min |
| #2 | just chillin' | 272 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | | S K 1 P | | 239 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Csadoo01 | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just chillin' | +2.60 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Csadoo01 | +1.71 | 74 | 14 |
| #3 | | S K 1 P | | -0.50 | 46 | 58 |
| #4 | WRTX | ROBESZ | -1.17 | 37 | 47 |
| #5 | WRTX | BΛL4Z | -2.23 | 48 | 46 |





