








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1069 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1261 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 681 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1327 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,480 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoszo | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | 🤍 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Pilchu | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | ryszard | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Shali | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoszo | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | 🤍 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | Pilchu | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | ryszard | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Shali | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shali | 4 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | 🤍 | 2 | 0.0187 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🤍 | 26 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #2 | Shali | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Pilchu | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryszard | +3.55 | 76 | 54 |
| #2 | 🤍 | +2.83 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Neo | +1.58 | 84 | 48 |
| #4 | hoszo | -0.15 | 70 | 41 |
| #5 | Shali | -1.43 | 78 | 47 |





