








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 33% |
| Smokes | 628 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 878 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 514 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,971 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dequ | 47% | 105 |
| #2 | Ambatukam | 44% | 70 |
| #3 | 𝗚𝟮 SzeliS skins.army | 44% | 75 |
| #4 | stachuraMistrz skins.army | 41% | 76 |
| #5 | kubusiowskiii skins.army | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dequ | 47% | 105 |
| #2 | Ambatukam | 44% | 70 |
| #3 | 𝗚𝟮 SzeliS skins.army | 44% | 75 |
| #4 | stachuraMistrz skins.army | 41% | 76 |
| #5 | kubusiowskiii skins.army | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ambatukam | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Dequ | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | 𝗚𝟮 SzeliS skins.army | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | stachuraMistrz skins.army | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | kubusiowskiii skins.army | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stachuraMistrz skins.army | 328 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | 𝗚𝟮 SzeliS skins.army | 256 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dequ | 204 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | kubusiowskiii skins.army | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ambatukam | 30 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dequ | +1.02 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | Herematti | +0.63 | 70 | 45 |
| #3 | stachuraMistrz skins.army | +0.27 | 74 | 65 |
| #4 | Ambatukam | -0.90 | 54 | 15 |
| #5 | 𝗚𝟮 SzeliS skins.army | -1.69 | 50 | 39 |





