








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2139 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2253 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1007 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2243 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,231 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XD | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | i like ya cut G | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Noname | 59% | 117 |
| #4 | yochanan´GIFTED | 56% | 77 |
| #5 | M0NST3R | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 505 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | yochanan´GIFTED | 329 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | M0NST3R | 262 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | ✘ pimentatv | 159 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | i like ya cut G | 131 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0NST3R | +1.84 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | Noname | +1.62 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | MafsITW | +1.18 | 71 | 58 |
| #4 | ✘ pimentatv | +0.87 | 69 | 71 |
| #5 | yochanan´GIFTED | +0.73 | 70 | 64 |





