








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2834 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1390 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2235 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1404 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,813 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skip | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | assassinX | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | yikes. | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Kaero | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Karthuria | 48% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karthuria | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Kaero | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | yikes. | 4 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | assassinX | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Skip | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skip | +6.87 | 54 | 57 |
| #2 | yikes. | +3.30 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | assassinX | +2.89 | 59 | 32 |
| #4 | Kaero | +0.01 | 50 | 42 |
| #5 | Karthuria | -0.19 | 39 | 40 |





