








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 662 | 24% |
| Smokes | 681 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 740 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 636 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,722 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zeikkiz | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | myyris | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | noob | 77% | 13 |
| #4 | премстар | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | oNd^ | 70% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SAMPPI | 67% | 6 |
| #7 | jari | 64% | 11 |
| #8 | Osk | 59% | 22 |
| #9 | CEO Keekki | 58% | 26 |
| #10 | ybe | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEO Keekki | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | myyris | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oNd^ | 158 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | jari | 82 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #3 | CEO Keekki | 76 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | премстар | 47 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | noob | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noob | +3.82 | 74 | 84 |
| #2 | SAMPPI | +2.58 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | jari | +2.17 | 90 | 75 |
| #4 | oNd^ | +2.01 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | myyris | +2.00 | 59 | 80 |





