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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 574 | 20% |
| Smokes | 921 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 542 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 847 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,177,551 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xo | 47% | 64 |
| #2 | billy the kid | 45% | 77 |
| #3 | peacefulEnding01 | 44% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xo | 47% | 64 |
| #2 | billy the kid | 45% | 77 |
| #3 | peacefulEnding01 | 44% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peacefulEnding01 | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | billy the kid | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | xo | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peacefulEnding01 | 414 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | xo | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | billy the kid | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peacefulEnding01 | +4.14 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | billy the kid | +1.25 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | strawbs | -1.39 | 52 | 22 |
| #4 | xo | -1.77 | 50 | 49 |





