








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3223 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3032 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3443 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1960 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,524 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | provity | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | B1GDOG💎 | 57% | 118 |
| #3 | fishhunter1337 | 55% | 91 |
| #4 | nordan | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | grumliz | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robben | 25 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | fishhunter1337 | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | B1GDOG💎 | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | grumliz | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | nordan | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robben | 311 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | fishhunter1337 | 303 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | nordan | 253 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | B1GDOG💎 | 215 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | grumliz | 123 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | provity | +3.37 | 84 | 59 |
| #2 | B1GDOG💎 | +2.26 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | filiiipseeen | +1.72 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | fishhunter1337 | +0.64 | 77 | 71 |
| #5 | grumliz | -0.78 | 58 | 59 |





