








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 756 | 46% |
| Smokes | 221 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 377 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 301 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,723 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainzey | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Nova | 65% | 52 |
| #3 | yondu | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | ♡~chikin~♡ | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | penjamin franklin | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainzey | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Nova | 65% | 52 |
| #3 | yondu | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | ♡~chikin~♡ | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | penjamin franklin | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡~chikin~♡ | 6 | 0.0380 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nova | 96 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | penjamin franklin | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | ♡~chikin~♡ | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rainzey | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corolla Liefhebber | +5.63 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | ♡~chikin~♡ | +1.72 | 87 | 27 |
| #3 | Rainzey | -2.14 | 8 | 42 |
| #4 | Nova | -4.54 | 12 | 43 |
| #5 | yondu | -6.41 | 11 | 44 |





