








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 274 | 39% |
| Smokes | 163 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 169 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $110,970 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANTIX | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | slidecancelirl | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Tosimurea.TOS | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | kasa paskaa.TOS | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | VloggariOnni | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANTIX | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | slidecancelirl | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Tosimurea.TOS | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | kasa paskaa.TOS | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | VloggariOnni | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasa paskaa.TOS | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Tosimurea.TOS | 2 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasa paskaa.TOS | 106 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | VloggariOnni | 65 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tosimurea.TOS | 57 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | slidecancelirl | 23 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | FRANTIX | 9 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slidecancelirl | +6.29 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Tosimurea.TOS | +2.24 | 80 | 56 |
| #3 | VloggariOnni | +1.72 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | FRANTIX | -0.26 | 41 | 85 |
| #5 | Longschlong | -0.86 | 57 | 57 |





